Are You Joking?

Abrisa and I had to take her da-da (Shaff) lunch the other day because he was so busy and wasn't going to get to eat if we didn't. The only time I could take him lunch was pretty early, right after Abrisa ate breakfast and drank her morning milk. So we found some food for him and headed to his work. Abrisa was being extra quiet in the car, which was odd because she is usually singing or talking back there. So I look back at her and ask her if she's okay. She doesn't respond :). Sooo....we are almost to the school and I look back at her again and she projectile vomits all the milk she had drank. It was everywhere!! awesome. So I drop the food off and head home. Poor sweet girl!!
I put her in her bed because she was pretty tired and ready for a nap after that crazy outing. So, I go back to my car and it smelled absolutely unbelievably terrible. I'm sure you can imagine!! Thrown-Up Milk in a Hot Car. MMMmmmm Good! So I have to get the carseat out and take it all apart and it says you can only hand wash the cover. GREAT! At this time, I am feeling like this has never happened to anyone else in the whole world. I do my best to hand wash it....I use a TON of detergent!! I let it all dry out and put it back in the car. The next day, we get in the car and it still smells like milk vomit! So I decide to head to the car wash. It's the one at 71st and Sheridan...they do a great job! I tell them what happened and they get to work. I wait inside in the crazy gift shop and their is this woman in there. She has two kiddos and she starts talking to me. She was very nice, but I felt like everything she was saying was a lie. All the stuff she was saying was outrageous. Anyway, then she decides it's time to breastfeed her son. Let me just paint this picture for you....we are at a carwash....where a ton of dudes are there washing cars and coming in and out of the gift shop! She pulls her shirt up and just begins to nourish her baby. I mean, I'm all for breastfeeding!!! But, did she realize she could pump and put the milk in a bottle so they men weren't all looking at her! It was bizarre!!!